ARE YOU AN ASS MAN OR A BOOBS MAN

Are you an ass man or a boobs man? ‘I can’t explain’, said the boobs man. ‘Some things are unexplainable. There is something mystical about boobs, aesthetically appealing(oshey poet of life). It’s psychological. The mere touching and feeling of it can correct many things. More like give you healing, mental healing, said the boobs man(mental healing bawo, is it that deep?)

For some men, nothing gives them a crazy blood rush than a big boobs’
‘Gives me joy kind of, fun to grab, a pleasure to suck. boobs are more useful during sex. Some men said the quality of boobs have dropped because the titties have been vandalized before maturity… something about tsunami happening. Who vandalized these titties? ‘I am attracted by what I see, the first thing I notice about a lady is her boobs’, said the boobs man. ‘Let me not lie I like boobs cos they have milk, nipples and are way softer than butt(awon overgrown baby,lol). ”My love for boobs ehn prolly inherited’, another boobs man said.

‘It is where the vagina is, naturally’, ‘I like ass, they are fun to play with’, ‘cushion for the pussy’, some guys said.’ I am an ass man, through and through the sight of it bouncing when giving from behind and the fitting on jeans, just the shape alone can be my undoing.’ (Father, Lord, forgive your son cos he knows not what he is saying).’ I am very upset that a fake butt is all we have now’, Aww, I could feel his pain, it runs deep.

Some guys have infamously liked big ass and have not lied. And other guys can’t deny their preference for breast. Yes, women’s bodies are a wonderland, but why do men prefer one body part over the other? It’s a little bit like choosing between ice cream and chocolate. They’re both delicious, and yet, some men inexplicably choose to be an ass man or a boobs man. Why? And what does this choice say about the guy?

Men actually go for ass because a full posterior is a sign of women’s fertility. A big butt, wide hips, etc send a primal signal to the man that the woman will be able to bear him children. And since the breasts’ job of feeding the children comes after having them…. Hence and therefore, the ass comes before the breast. *winks.

Breast-men v/s Ass-men
The next mystery, what does it say about a modern man when he prefers either ass or breasts? Here is what painstakingly curated research has said.

The bum-chums
Why we’re all about that bass. The next time a guy tells you he’s an ass man, you can go ahead and tell him he’s actually a spine man. Preference for the very large buttocks was characterized by a need for order (neatness, organization, orderliness).

As you can tell, these types of men don’t seem to appreciate “half-assing” things. “Ass-men” also tended to work at business-related jobs,
which coincides with their high value of structure in their lives. The need for large buttocks was also highly related to an overall need for achievement, as well.

According to Eric M. Garrison, a sex expert and author of Mastering Multiple Position Sex, ‘we’re not allowed to go there. And when it comes to sex, there’s something animalistic and dirty about mounting from the rear.’

The boob-tubers It’s time for science to weigh in. If you live and die by a pair of big boobs, you also probably read a lot of sports magazines. Which, more or less, shocks nobody. In the study at hand, a large breast preference was correlated highly with a need for exhibitionism.

In other words, dudes who call themselves “breast-men,” and favour women who are well endowed upstairs, are also usually the ones roaming
around the room figuring out ways to become the centre of attention. Independence is key for the “breast-man,” which is ironic considering the
object of their desire (almost always) comes in pairs of two. Nevertheless, in social situations, these types of guys usually have no problem exchanging witty banter and holding their own, by themselves.

One interesting finding of the finer habits of “breast-men.”According to their study, men who displayed breast-preference also contained a larger inclination to smoke and also quit things.

And regarding men who are into both boobs and butts, well, their heads will probably explode at some point in their lives.

Ways To Tell If He’s An Ass Man

He prefers reverse cowgirl.
When he gives oral he reaches up to grab your butt.
He gives out more compliments about your tight jeans.
When he’s in control, he put you into doggy style.
He encourages you to try anal.
When things get hot and heavy, he takes off your pants first.
He orgasms faster when he has a good view of your butt.
When you go lingerie shopping, he points out panties you would look good in.
During sex, he starts by playing with your ass.
He compliments your ass.
When you catch him checking out another woman, He is looking at her backside

Ways To Tell If He’s A Boob Man

He prefers cowgirl.
When things get hot and heavy, he takes off your shirt first.
He orgasms faster when he has a good view of your breasts.
During sex, he starts by playing with your nipples.
When you catch him checking out another woman, he is looking at her front.
He compliments your tits more.
When he’s in control, he put you into missionary style.
He points out bras you would look good in when you go lingerie shopping, .
When he gives oral, he reaches up to grab your breasts.

At the end of the day, the choice is in your hands either as an ass man or a boobs man. Because it’s not just about boobs or ass. It’s about the whole package, brains, faces and character are what responsible men look out for.